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7/13/2005

Many Links Added + How to tell if you're a Real Teacher

Yes, I've added many links... Educational, Blogs, and some advertising.

Check them out if you have a chance.

If you'd like to have your blog listed on mine, send me an e-mail,
tachizuno4@yahoo.com , or comment on one of my posts.


How to tell if you are a Real Teacher
Real teachers grade papers in the car, during commercials, in faculty meetings, in the bathroom, and (at the end of the six weeks) have been seen grading in church.

Real teachers cheer when they hear April 1 does not fall on a school day.

Real teachers clutch a pencil while thinking and make notes in the margins of books.

Real teachers can't walk past a crowd of kids without straightening up the line.

Real teachers never sit down without first checking the seat of the chair.

Real teachers have disjointed necks from writing on boards without turning their backs on the class.

Real teachers are written up in medical journals for the size and elasticity of kidneys and bladders.

Real teachers have been timed gulping down a full lunch in 2 minutes, 18 seconds. Master teachers can eat faster than that.

Real teachers can predict exactly which parents will show up at Open House.

Real teachers volunteer for hall duty on days faculty meetings are scheduled.

Real teachers never teach the conjugations of lie and lay to eighth graders.

Real teachers know it is better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

Real teachers know the best end of semester lesson plans can come from Blockbuster.

Real teachers never take grades after Wednesday of the last week of the six weeks.

Real teachers never assign research papers on the last six weeks or essays on final exams.

Real teachers know the shortest distance and the length of travel time from their classroom to the office.

Real teachers can "sense" gum.

Real teachers know the difference among what must be graded, what ought to be graded, and what probably should never again see the light of day.

Real teachers are solely responsible for the destruction of the rain forest.

Real teachers have their best conferences in the parking lot.

Real teachers have never heard an original excuse.

Real teachers buy Excedrin and Advil at Sam's.

Real teachers will eat anything that is put in the workroom/teacher's lounge.

Real teachers have the assistant principals' and counselors' home phone numbers.

Real teachers know secretaries and custodians run the school.

Real teachers know the rules don't really apply to them.

Real teachers hear the heartbeats of crisis; always have time to listen; know they teach students, not subjects; and they are absolutely non-expendable

*From Inspiring Teachers

6 Comments:

At 9:59 AM, Blogger Dirty Butter said...

With 29 years of teaching behind me, I enjoyed laughing at many of these, as being just way too true! Thanks for sharing this.

 
At 8:19 PM, Blogger Mama Mouse said...

I'm not a teacher ... but I've worked in a school as a teacher's aide ... and my best friend at one time WAS a teacher.

I laughed at some, smiled at others and nodded my head at the rest.

Loved it!

BTW ... thanks for listing my site on your blogroll.

 
At 11:59 PM, Anonymous Anna said...

Yes, school-age teachers can sense gum...but preschool special ed teachers can sense a wet diaper from across the room!

Also, real teachers (of PreKs) can change 4 diapers and wash hands between each ina minute! And are well-trained in the different methods of getting little boys to aim!

Great site!

 
At 7:23 AM, Blogger Storm Trooper said...

I LOVE YOU!
But steer clear of my blog. It's too CRAZY!

 
At 8:15 PM, Blogger dog1net said...

With the last being the most important. Good post and informative site.

Scot

 
At 12:25 AM, Blogger Tachizuno said...

Thanks all...

 

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