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Elementary Teacher Quiz

Are You A TRUE Elementary School Teacher?

Let's Find Out:

1. Do you ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home?

2. Do you move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge of the table?

3. Do you ask if anyone needs to go to the bathroom as you enter a theater with a group of friends?

4. Do you hand a tissue to anyone who sneezes?

5. Do you refer to happy hour as "snack time"?

6. Do you declare "no cuts" when a shopper squeezes ahead of you in a checkout line?

7. Do you say "I like the way you did that" to the mechanic who repairs your car nice?

8. Do you ask "Are you sure you did your best?" to the mechanic who fails to repair your car to your satisfaction?

9. Do you sing the "Alphabet Song" to yourself as you look up a number in the phone book?

10. Do you say everything twice? I mean, do you repeat everything?

11. Do you fold your spouse's fingers over the coins as you hand him/her the money at a tollbooth?

12. Do you ask a quiet person at a party if he has something to share with the group?

* If you answered yes to 4 or more, it's in your soul -- you are hooked on teaching. And if you're not a teacher, you missed your calling.

* If you answered yes to 8 or more, well, maybe it's *too much* in your soul -- you should probably begin thinking about retirement.

* If you answered yes to all 12, forget it -- you'll *always* be a teacher, retired or not!


At 5:59 PM, Blogger Janet said...

I said yes to 6 of them. I'm an Instructional Assistant at an Elementary School. Funny how kids can rub off on you like that.

At 10:01 PM, Anonymous Swanny said...

Hahah! Good stuff but I was pretty much no all the way, but can relate to em all. Very funny stuff...

At 11:02 PM, Blogger Mama Mouse said...

I guess I'm not a teacher ... but if I had taken this quiz when I was a teaher's aide in the 80's I would have scored yes to almost all of them! LOL

Enjoyed it!

At 5:06 PM, Blogger Library Lady said...

You might also be a children's librarian or a mother--I answered yes to at least 6 of them!

At 2:03 PM, Blogger Tachizuno said...

I also said yes to 6 of them.

Thanks for visiting my site as well, and taking the time to post. I appreciate it.


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