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3/22/2008

Real Teachers

 REAL TEACHERS

Real teachers grade papers in the car, during commercials,
in faculty lounges and have been seen grading in church.

Real teachers cheer when they hear April 1 does not fall
on a school day.

Real teachers drive older cars owned by credit unions.

Real teachers clutch a pencil while thinking and make notes
in the margins of books.

Real teachers can't walk past a crowd of kids without
straightening up the line.

Real teachers have disjointed necks from writing on boards
without turning their backs on the class.

Real teachers are written up in medical journals for size
and elasticity of kidneys and bladders.

Real teachers have been timed gulping down a full lunch in
2 minutes, 18 seconds. Master teachers can eat faster than that.

Real teachers can predict exactly which parents will show
up at Open House.

Real teachers never teach the conjugations of lie and lay
to eighth graders.

Real teachers know it is better to seek forgiveness than to
ask permission.

Real teachers know the shortest distance and the length of
travel time from their classroom to the office.

Real teachers can "sense" gum.

Real teachers know the difference among what must be graded,
what ought to be graded, and what probably should never again
see the light of day.

Real teachers are solely responsible for the destruction of
the rain forest.

Real teachers have their best conferences in the parking lot.

Real teachers buy Excedrin and Advil in bulk.

Real teachers will eat anything that is put in the
workroom/teacher's lounge.

Real teachers know secretaries and custodians run the school.

Real teachers hear the heartbeats of crisis; always have
time to listen know they teach students, not subjects;
and they are absolutely non-expendable.

6 Comments:

At 12:19 AM, Blogger MsAbcMom said...

I love this. I really needed to read this after the day I had. Hooray for the 3 day weekend.

I may have to link to your post. It is a good one!

Enjoy the holiday...

-K

 
At 10:45 PM, Blogger trish said...

"Real teachers know secretaries and custodians run the school."...as a former School Secretary I love this one.
How about adding another one...
Real teachers are happy when Halloween doesn't fall on a school day...wow that choc. hypes them up!
or..."Real tachers can always tell when there is a full moon.."
http://parentingfordummies101.blgspot.com

 
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