School Excuses

**SKULE ECKSUKES

These are actual excuse notes teachers have
received, spelling mistakes included.


-My son is under a doctor's care and should not
take P.E. today. Please execute him.


-Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was
sick and I had her shot.


-Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent
on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.


-Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is
administrating.


-Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.
Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his
hip.


-John has been absent because he had two
teeth taken out of his face.


-Carlos was absent yesterday because he was
playing football. He was hurt in the growing
part.


-Megan could not come to school today because
she has been bothered by very close veins.


-Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre
in his side.


-Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has
very loose vowels.


-Please excuse Tommy for being absent
yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.


-Irving was absent yesterday because he missed
his bust.


-Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his
father's fault.


-I kept Billie home because she had to go
Christmas shopping because I don't know what
size she wear.


-Please excuse Jennifer for missing school
yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off
the porch, and when we found it Monday, we
thought it was Sunday.


-Sally won't be in school a week from Friday.
We have to attend her funeral.


My daughter was absent yesterday because she
was tired. She spent a weekend with the
Marines.


-Please excuse Jason for being absent
yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed
well.


-Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday.
She was in bed with gramps.


-Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having
a gangover.


-Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and
under the doctor.